Lone Ranger meets Tonto

Friday March 20, 2009
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The Lone Ranger Meets Tonto
for the first time

The Lone Ranger was riding on his horse, Silver, one afternoon.
And as he rode just past of bunch of rocks, he happened to notice an Indian lying in the Wagon Trail .. his ear to the ground.
So, the Lone Ranger rode on over near the Indian, knowing he was hearing vibrations through the ground.

“ Whatcha doing, Indian ? “ asked the Lone Ranger.
The Indian groaned quitely and remarked,
“ Wagon .. pulled by 2 horses .. wagon left rear wheel bent ! “
“ No kidding ? “ asked the Lone Ranger, respectfully.
The Indian continued,
“ Man .. woman .. sittin’ in front … “
“ Damn ! “ said the Lone Ranger .. “ You Indians are good. You can tell a man and a woman’s approching in a wagon with a bent rear left wheel and 2 horses ! Damn ! “
The Indian continued,
“ 2 youngins in back of wagon .. one horse black with white spots .. water bucket on back, leaking water .. “
Now the Lone Ranger is completely astonished.
“ Indian, are you telling me that this wagon’s that’s a coming .. has a bent rear left wheel, 2 horses – one black with white spots, a man and a woman .. and 2 youngins in the back .. and the water bucket’s a leaking ? Is that what you’re telling me ? “

“ No ! “ said the Indian,
“ .. not a coming. Just ran over me, .. 5 minutes ago ! “


So, the Lone Ranger helped him up .. asked his name (which was Tonto) and nursed him back to health. And they bonded and became lovers forevermore.

The End



LARRY..CURTIS..SPURLOCK

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