Goin' To The Doctor, DOWN HOME

Friday June 19, 2009
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Goin’ to the Doctor
Down Home

Claude: (whining)

Clyde: Why’s you a whinin’ fer, Claude ?

Claude: ‘Cause I gotta go ta da Doctor, taday !

Roy: Shee-uut, I gotta go ta da Doctor, taday too – an’ I ain’t a scared none.

Clyde: What’s you gotta go ta da Doctor for, Claude ?

Claude: I gotta gets a blood test done !

Roy: So, why’s you a whinin’ for, Claude ?

Claude: ‘Cause thar’re gonna cut my finger .. an’ it’s gonna bleed !

Roy: (starts CRYING loudly)

Clyde: Now, why’s you a cryin’ for, Roy ?

Roy: ‘Cause, ‘cause, ‘cause .. taday I gots ta have a .. urine test done ! :-(

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LARRY..CURTIS..SPURLOCK

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