Friday, August 22, 2008

Down Home

Friday; August 22, 2008
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A MOMENT WITH:
fraternal Twins: Clyde & Claude
.. and their mentally challenged cohort, Roy


Most Important Thing In The World
Down Home

Clyde: Yo, Roy .. whatsa most INportan’ thang in the whol’ wide worl’ ?

Claude: Yea, Roy boy – what isn the most INportan’ thang in the worl’ ?

Roy: Weeellllll, weeelllllllllllll .. uh .. that .. uhhhh .. that would be .. FRIENDS.

Clyde: Why, by golly, .. gee , Roy – that’s a wonerful answer. Plum wonerful !

Claude: Yeah .. Roy .. you’re pretty smart after all.

Roy: .. money.

Clyde: I’m sorry, Roy – what was that ?

Claude: Did you say .. money ?

Roy: Yes, .. money. Money’s mighty INportan’, too.
Friends an’ money – THAT’S the mos’ INportant’thang in the worl’ !

Clyde: Friends .. an’ money .. huh ?

Roy: .. big house.

Claude: Did you say .. big house ?

Roy: Yes, .. big house. A Big House’s mighty INportan’, too.
Friends .. an’ lotsa money .. an’ a big house – THAT’S the mos’ INportan’ thang in the worl’ !

Clyde: Friends .. an’ lotsa money .. an’ a big house .. huh ?

Roy: .. nice car.

Claude: Did you say .. nice car ?

Roy: Yes, .. nice sports car. A nice Sports car’s mighty INportan’, too.
Friends .. lotsa money .. a big beau-ti-ful house .. an’ a nice fast sports car – THAT’S the mos’ INportan’ thing in the worl’ !

Clyde: Friends .. an’ lotsa money .. an’ a big beau-ti-ful house .. an’ a nice fast sport’s car .. huh ?

Roy: Oh, ohh, ohhhh ‘an, ‘an, ‘an .. a perty wife ! :drooling:

Claude: Did you say .. perty wife ?

Roy: Yes, .. a beau-ti-ful wife. A Beau-ti-ful wife’s mighty mighty INportan’, too.
Friends .. lotsa money .. a big beau-ti-ful house .. a nice fast red sports car .. an’ a gor-jus wife – THAT’s the mos’ INportan’ thing in the whole worl’ !

Clyde: Friends .. an’ lotsa money .. an’ .. an’ a big beau-ti-ful house .. an’ a nice perty fast red sports car .. an’ a gor-jus wife .. huh ?

Roy: .. swimmin’ poo’.

Claude: Did you say .. swimming’poo’ ?

Roy: Yes, .. a swimmin’ poo’. A Swimmin’ Poo’’s mighty INpor…………….
.. ya know, Clyde & Claude – I’ve been a thinkin’ !

Clyde: ‘bout what thar, Roy ?

Claude: Yeah, Roy .. boy. What is it you been thinkin’ ‘bout ?

Roy: Weeelllll, .. if’n you had a lotsa money ..
an’ a big huge beau-ti-ful house ..
an’ a cool fast red sports car ..
an’ a, a perty beau-ti-ful gor-jus wife with, with, with .. big .. big .. big …
beau-ti-ful ……. smile .. :winkwink:
an’ a swimmin’ poo’ ….
wellll, - ‘friends’ .. would just get in the way !
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LARRY CURTIS SPURLOCK
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