Friday October 2, 2009
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Studyin’ for Roy’s GED Test
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Studyin’ for Roy’s GED Test
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Down Home
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Clyde: Roy, I hope you apprec-E-ATE me and Claude a helpin’ you study for yer GED test.
Claude: Yeah, boy, Roy. We’ins are a learnin’ def-E-nitions.
Roy: Doh’kay.
Clyde: We’ll give you a wurd and you tell us what that wurd is.
Claude: First wurd, Roy .. is: bard. Use it in a sentence.
Roy: Ok. My brother done bard my pick up truck.
Clyde: Next wurd, Roy .. is earl.
Roy: I shore hope my brother puts a quart of earl in my truck.
Claude: Next wurd, Roy .. is far.
Roy: If’n my brother doesn’t – I betcha that thang catches far and burns up.
Clyde: Next wurd, Roy .. is ranch.
Roy: I done lost my 7/8 inch ranch and can’t get the bolt a loose.
Claude: Next wurd, Roy .. is tar.
Roy: He ain’t got nufin to worry about, I changed the flat tar.
Clyde: Wellll, .. that’s ‘bout it. Five outta five.
Claude: Strait A’s.
Roy: Let’s go drinkin’! Drinkin’.
Claude: Yeah, boy, Roy. We’ins are a learnin’ def-E-nitions.
Roy: Doh’kay.
Clyde: We’ll give you a wurd and you tell us what that wurd is.
Claude: First wurd, Roy .. is: bard. Use it in a sentence.
Roy: Ok. My brother done bard my pick up truck.
Clyde: Next wurd, Roy .. is earl.
Roy: I shore hope my brother puts a quart of earl in my truck.
Claude: Next wurd, Roy .. is far.
Roy: If’n my brother doesn’t – I betcha that thang catches far and burns up.
Clyde: Next wurd, Roy .. is ranch.
Roy: I done lost my 7/8 inch ranch and can’t get the bolt a loose.
Claude: Next wurd, Roy .. is tar.
Roy: He ain’t got nufin to worry about, I changed the flat tar.
Clyde: Wellll, .. that’s ‘bout it. Five outta five.
Claude: Strait A’s.
Roy: Let’s go drinkin’! Drinkin’.
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LARRY..CURTIS..SPURLOCK
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